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Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.
Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks
by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022
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diamond press

when you make a diamond on the back of a girls head while she’s giving you head.
by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022
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Diamond Trifecta

A woman who not only is amazing intimately but also in the kitchen. A woman who can be honest, faithful, real and true.
Dimond Trifecta. i won everything when that woman said she be mine. Unreplaceable unique one of a kind Diamond Trifecta.
by AlphaFemaleWolf75 September 13, 2021
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diamond/bubbles

A single individual so disconnected from what's occurring around them that they are perpetually attempting to control things and appear as though they've come out on top, even though they're pretty much mentally incompetent.
"This group chat has a gigantic diamond/bubbles and it's really pissing the actual authority off."
by Vorchevsky October 5, 2017
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Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019
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Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.
"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"
by Domslay June 8, 2022
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After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023
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