Greet the Day 

"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.

And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."

Greet the Day by Boatbutter September 8, 2008

National Hug a boy day 

Hug all your guy friends!

I just hugged Jacob because it’s nation hug a boy day.
National hug a boy day is where you hug all the boys you want

National Hug a boy day by Oooooootheheheheh October 10, 2019

nigger day trader 

A person, generally black who enters the market mid day and buys beer and lottery tickets. Otherwise unemployed

Kelvin he do o.k as a nigger day trader. Shit, enough for cheesecake factory though

nigger day trader by Spores December 14, 2012

talk like a pirate day 

International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!

guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!

talk like a pirate day by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

National throw short people day by Pug? October 6, 2021

Hookup suggest day 

The 7th of February, when you suggest to your friends to hook up with each other. A week before Valentine's.

It was hookup suggest day, and Jane's friend suggested to John that he hook up with Jane.

Hookup suggest day by sdfhsdkjfhsdfhaa March 18, 2010

Manditory Fun Day

1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."

2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.

Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.

Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?

Manditory Fun Day by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011