jd-lee may cooke

Jd-lee May Cooke is a beautiful ginger with bright green eyes. She is very sweet and loving but is Also very sassy, she is not afraid to stab a bitch, that is why she is very rebellious

Wow! Jd-lee May Cooke is beautiful

by Misstwinkle June 24, 2017

ringing the chooks neck

Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.

I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.

what a grub

by Hitso November 29, 2017

Gid the Cook

It is a flawless amalgamation of a powerful locomotive and an elegant black man. It will leave your engine steamy and your wallet empty. It's fondness for moisture is unparalled

Gid the Cook is a kool kid

by Gidwan June 9, 2018

matthew hayden cook

By far the best man you'll ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, smart but sometimes a dork. He loves to laugh and make everyone around him laugh. He's the best to take to any event because he's the life of the party. His smile lights up an entire room. He loves his family and treats them with tons of respect. You would be very lucky to have him and call your own. Has a big heart and gives the absolute best hugs. Loves to play around and has fun no matter what. A picture perfect boyfriend that will do anything for you and to make you happy.

Oh he's such a Matthew Hayden Cook. He's so sweet and funny!

by yessir2001 November 3, 2018

The Kingsbray Chookie

The name of an infamous greyhound from the city of Perth, Western Australia... was known for molesting sheep and incurring extensive medical debts due to an inability to poo. Used in the terms of random conversation starters, inability to handle awkward silences and also to confuse the other members of a conversation.

Neil: So, I was waiting for the bus yesterday and realized just as I was about to get on that I ......... THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!

Friend: What!?!?!? Wtf is a Kingsbray Chookie?

Neil: THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 15, 2019

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019

Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time

I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.

by StabbyStab December 11, 2019