A character in fan fiction (typically the author themselves) who is inserted into an existing universe and is unrealistically perfect. A fan-fiction version of Mary Sue: A term for a character who is unrealistically perfect without any flaws in (original) novels (Male of Mary Sue: Gary Stu)
"When she wrote herself into Harry Potter as the best witch ever, becoming the headmistress of Hogwarts while being a student, defeating Voldemort with itching powder and a single sponge, she created a canon sue."
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Fred turns to his friend and asks, "Yo, bro, I didn't know Lola was lesbian."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
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