carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

Carpetneck

Any incompetent individual that often fails to complete easy tasks. These people are deserving of a nice slap on the neck whenever they do something stupid. The slap will leave a welt, making their neck hairs stand up, which makes it fuzzy like a carpet.

"Timmy burnt the popcorn, what a carpetneck"

"You gave us the wrong directions you damn carpetneck"

by muslimkisser43 April 14, 2021

Carpet Bombing

When you pull out and blow your load on her landing strip.

Carpet Bombing: Hey Carl, later tonight you wanna carpet bomb me.

by ARRRR PETER May 5, 2021

Carpet Bomming

Start your trip to the bar eith 3 B-52 shots acting like three bombs.

We will all do carpet bomming to start

by RCCONNOLLY May 6, 2021

Carpet

The object used to clean feet and soak up coffee

Carpet is good for your health of vegetable knowledge: Mental doctor phsyciatrist guy that lives on my basement

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs May 9, 2021

Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time

You sly dog your such a carpet swinger

by Mike Oxenou May 26, 2021

carpet

something that aimlessly lays on the ground disturbing everyone.

I used to sleep on my bed but the carpet kept watching me sleep.....

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021