comment fight

When some retard who you don't know makes a comment about a comment you made on someone else's Facebook status leading to a series of re-commenting. Generally, the begins the fight by said retard mocking your comment.

Typical comment fight-

Comment: "what do you expect, you live in Texass"

Retard comment: "Someone doesn't know how to spell."

Comment: "Dude, do you not understand the play on words: TEX-ASS."

Retard comment: "You spelled it wrong again."

Comment: "You are a retard."

by chauch12 May 23, 2010

Comment Confusion

A time when you open or view a comment section on YouTube or any conversation and have no idea what the fuck the members are talking about

Dude, I can't understand what these people are saying, I think I have comment confusion

by JeffDunham420BlazeIt January 31, 2017

TWISS Commando

An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".

One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"

Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"

by Twiss Commando July 1, 2010

6th commandment

Thou Shalt Not Kill. One of the 10 commandments, counted as the 6th commandment by Protestant traditions and the 5th commandment by Catholic tradition. The command prohibits purposefully or accidentally taking someones life.

Martin Luther believed that the 6th commandment was directed towards individuals, but did not prevent governing bodies from going to war or punishing criminals.

by quizman64 November 14, 2007

spanish commentary

The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored.

Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'

by Johhny Leetsauce February 7, 2008

Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.

My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.

by Dave4270 August 26, 2009

Colored Commentary

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.

"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."

by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008