Balloon Sex

The act of giving someone a blowjob for an hour straight or longer.

I love the Balloon Sex my girl gives me.

by mykoala August 4, 2016

hotair balloon

Verb. The act of farting in an open vagina.

Heather jumped on Snowbird's back and was riding him just as he gave her a hotair balloon. She nearly rose to the ceiling.

by Svendervittle August 23, 2010

cats bollocks

bigger and better than the dogs bollocks

the latest cd by mf doom is the cats bollocks

by spike (da original) July 21, 2004

bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......

Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.

by domivegas July 31, 2007

Bollom

A man with a fine and attractive beard

that guy's got a sexy beard, he's a real Bollom!

by proteamman October 14, 2013

Balloon Dick

When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.

Female clowns give me balloon dick.

by dietcam September 20, 2015

balloon porn

Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.

There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.

by SheThaRealG October 29, 2015