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No-Blowjob Day

Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual
I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...
by Polo.boi June 25, 2020
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Australian blowjob

A deepthroat blowjob in which the receiver is being grabbed in the back of the head, pushed down on the penis until his/hers forehead is smacked against the giver's stomach, repeatedly
I gave this a girl a super hard Australian blowjob yesterday, her throat is still sore
by eilat13 October 6, 2021
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Blowjob for best friend day

October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day
I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day
by Bddaddy October 18, 2022
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Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
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Truckstop blowjob

When one drinks from a bottle (especially an alcoholic beverage) by hovering it above their lips and pouring it into their mouths rather than drinking it normally and placing their lips on the bottle's spout.
(as friend is seen timidly hover-pouring the drink into their mouth) What're you giving a truckstop blowjob? Put your lips around that shit!
by Testikahn December 17, 2011
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Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job
“Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”
by Feroluci July 3, 2024
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jewish blowjob

When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.
Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"
by KiidBro July 1, 2025
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