j-bills

the act of smoking fake weed made of oregano, parsley, leaves straight off of the tree, grass out of the lawn mower bag, or a wendey's garden salad.

or

the act of being illergic to life or creeping hard on girls

or

the act of wearing condoms around 24/7 in hope of getting laid- it doesnt hurt to be prepared

im going to j-bills at the prom night

by FLY-INgHI October 12, 2010

double-Billing

drugging and raping someone, and then vehemently denying it when confronted

Just because she woke up all groggy with her pants off, she accused me of double-Billing her

by Steven Herraiz December 5, 2014

grundle bill

A dollar bill placed in a strippers thong.

The stripper only accepts grundle bills.

by ExpLiciTSainT September 18, 2017

Bill Clinton

Our first REAL black president, unlike that poser Obama. Born into poverty in the deep south (Arkansas), had an affair with a fat white woman (Monica Lewinsky), played jazz music (saxophone), and loved him his KFC and McDonalds.

During his campaign, Bill Clinton received much support from the African-American communities, for obvious reasons.

by Colder September 19, 2011

Bill Frist

Senator from my home state. The only doctor in the Senate. Is a champion of the free market, individual rights, and sound economic policy. Has his eye on the presidency for 2008.

The only doctor in the Senate, Bill Frist, votes pro-life.

by Watchdog March 7, 2005

Bill Bradley

A Canadian Dinosaur. He's got a cowboy hat.

Soon-to-be internets legend. Search for the user TyrannoJack on youtube or look for William Bradley on Last.fm - you can get 5 songs for free off there!

Also a ladies man and extremely delicious. Get him now before he becomes too popular!

Aww, he's so adorable bonking that cat! That Bill Bradley is a genius. I'd do 'im.

by Avid WAS fan April 3, 2008

Sonny Bill

To break a contract; To walk out on teammates and fans alike like a coward without informing them.

Originated from when former Australian Rugby League player Sonny Bill Williams walked out of the Bulldogs Rugby League club after he was one year into a five year contract. He got on a plane bound for France without informing any of his teammates or fans.

Man #1: Did you here, Garry left the company after he was only half way through his contract. He got an offer from our rival company.

Man #2: He chucked a Sonny Bill!

by JerryA October 8, 2008