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budblocked

When a person (usually one who is of the straightedge lifestyle) refuses to let a fellow pothead (or potheads) light a bowl/rip a bong/hit a blunt/puff a joint because they insist that "zomg sm0k!ng iz n0t coOl guyz", therefore leading to a very dissatisfying afternoon without the presence of marijuana. The person who is blocking the bud (the budblocker) will continue to make the people who want to smoke (the budblockees) feel bad until the budblockees give in and have to resort to smoking at home. And then watching The Science of Sleep and/or Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and talking to the other budblockees on AIM.
Budblockee #1: Check out this new strain I got. It's called Juicy Fruit Tropical Sour Diesel Juicy Diesel Fruit White Widow Northern Lights Kush Purple Haze laced with speed, acid, meth, ecstasy and coke. Let's smoke this shiz!

Budblockee #2: Fuck yeah. Now that the SATs are over Imma smoke errrrrrday FUCK THE REGENTS!

Budblocker: Come on guys, don't smoke, you guys get really boring and smoking is gross. I feel like I just talk to myself because you guys are so unfocused wait is that an unopened can of budweiser on the floor? Mine!

Budblockees: dsagdsLEGALIZEITgdgds

Ut ohz. Budblocked.
by supahgroop May 14, 2008
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Jack Off buddy

male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.
my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.
by stroke June 30, 2008
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Buda

marijana, weed, herb
or stoned high
I need to get some Buda.
by bj November 25, 2002
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buddy-bid

when you ask some friends to bid for an item you're selling (e.g. on ebay) they buddy-bid for you to force up the price.
A: "eh man, i got some stuff i'm trying to sell on the net. the auction's over in about an hour and it's still at $15.50. would you be so kind to help me out?"
B: "sure, dude. i'll buddy-bid on your items."
A: "alright, man. i o u some."
*click*
by dizzle-a-quizzle. July 16, 2008
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buddah head

a person addicted to marijuana. Buddah also know as bud and marijuana
a worthless buddah head - Notorious B.I.G. from the song "Suicidal Thoughts"
by carlkilledya January 10, 2008
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buddy hustler

A person who works to build a close, trusting relationship with another person, then takes everything they can from the new friend.

Once the "buddy" catches on, the buddy hustler simply moves on to someone else -- preferrably someone not known by the previous victim.
Friend 1: "Watch your shit, dude. He's nothin' but a buddy hustler."

Friend 2: "Thanks, man. I'll keep my distance."
by MasterShakeNBake August 27, 2006
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budmon

term used by younger Bermudian residents to describe someone or something. Bud = to look cool/wicked
yo, dat guy is a budmon
by bongy99 March 18, 2009
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