by Big D Nick October 14, 2022
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.
With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!
by Dirty girl December 30, 2017
The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024
When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn
by MilkyFrogLeg April 22, 2024
Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.
I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.
by Hdog99 October 17, 2014
When the Blumpkin reciprocate has had a rather large and cheesy meal at their local Taco Bell. Usually ends messy.
by OnceAManNowANarwal May 09, 2024
The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
by rebel ase November 08, 2012