Basterd

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes

Alex is a basterd

by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010

Beasters

disgusting marijuana (by deffinition only), meant for the chaunciest of the chauncey weed smokers, canada's way of trying to screw the US for being so sweet while they are chaunces WE ONLY SMOKE CHRONIC BITCH

Wow, these beasters suck worse than chicks that you'd only let bob but then suck at it, by the way, isn't Lo-Har is a huge chaunce

by ATL August 30, 2005

Blisterfeld

That awkward situation where you walk one way, and the person walking towards you goes the same way.

I totally got into an intense blisterfeld with Kayla the other day

by Insert Creative Pseudonym here December 28, 2009

throat blisters

blisters found in throat caused by extremely forceful face fucking.

Damn, I want to give that bitch throat blisters.

by penguin156 August 24, 2009

fever blisters

blisters that you get from having to high of a temperature

blisters that are on the face or under arms (any where flesh is touching one another)

by Raquel December 28, 2003

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018

dingleberry blasted

When someone farts on your face and poop shoots out.

Your mom's been dingleberry blasted!

by cody remmick December 9, 2008