whatever floats your boat

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...

Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.

by ThaPigg October 23, 2008

boat

Boat. Cockney Rhyming slang (Boat Race - face).

"That pill head was pulling boats" (pulling faces)

"Look at the boat on her/him"

by Kieran Mc July 29, 2005

Banana Boat

One of many other terms used to disguise the word "weed"

E.g

Unknown man: Hello Jet Ski instructor, could I purchase some banana boat INSERT WINK

Jet Ski: Okay I'll sell you some of this banana boat DOUBLE WINK

Unknown man 2: Sweet, lets get home to ride this banana boat

by Jet Ski instructor 5 July 6, 2011

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

boatload

A mispronunciation of buttload so that it can be said on TV.

You'd need a boatload of cash to buy a house.

by foundmymyra July 28, 2011

Boated

A term associated with a clapped 'fresh' person from one country of another. Often the stereotype of a race, appearing as though they need to be deported asap.

John:"Look at Fatima she's so cute and fresh" Lola: "She's defo boated, get her to follow you on twitter I bet she has one eyebrow in her twitcon"

by lensO November 22, 2011

the boat show

When your at a party where its all fat chicks standing around eating cheetos and wiping the cheese dust off on there over-alls then one of them walks over and ask you if you want to go look at her collection of Maroon 5 CD's

When kyle's bored he likes to hit up the boat show for a little lovin'

by HuskerDu April 11, 2005