the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

beat a heat

have a cigarette, to go smoke

I think I am going to go beat a heat.

by HighMan November 15, 2003

beat down

The beating of someone with your dick.

I just beat down Stacy.

by Nicky Gizzle July 5, 2007

Beat out

where a guy is put out of a gang by being beat up. The beating is much worse than being beat in.

John's in intensive care. He was beat out by the gang.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

pencil beat

A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.

Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."

Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."

or

I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.

by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009

Bus Beats

Music that you hear while on the bus that comes from other peoples loud headphones. they supply the music to people who don't have their music cranked.

I didn't have my ipod today so I just listened to the Bus Beats from the guy sitting across from me.

by Oderus Underus April 29, 2011

Melechesh beat

The distinctive rhythm relied on heavily by Israeli metal group Melechesh. It is similar to a reggaeton beat and is therefore highly unusual for the genre. It is also one of the few things that can make a metalhead want to dance.

That's a good song, I love when the Melechesh beat kicks in during the bridge.

by Gehinnom May 22, 2011