Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Bubble bath

A bubble bath is when a girl (or guy) is too poor to afford dildos so she shoves bars of soap into her vagina/asshole instead.

"Did you hear that Chelsi had to go to the hospital?!"

"No! What happened?"
"She bubble bathed it and she couldn't get the soap out!"

by Lydia the nymphomaniac April 28, 2017

Steam bath

To download several indie games from Steam, after a bad gaming experience.

That game was so terrible, I had to take a steam bath afterwards.

by xX_c3nt1p3d3_Xx June 11, 2017

bandana bath

Soaking a bandana in water and soap and rubbing your armpits at a sink in place of taking an actual shower.

There were no showers at the camp site so I took a bandana bath instead.

by 666.0420.69 June 21, 2017

chromosome bath

a mosh pit

Isin jumped into the hurricane of 14-23 year old wave of disgruntled youth, a veritable chromosome bath.

by misingno July 1, 2017

cat in the bath

It's a cat in a bathtub.

Whiskers is filthy. I'm going to put the cat in the bath.

by brookelynfd December 5, 2017

Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains May 7, 2018