When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.
by Goatiiee July 6, 2016
Get the Buffalo Assmug. noun:
An overly enthusiastic PhD, often in the first few weeks of study though some enthusi-asses have been known to persist for up to 7 years (given funding). Typically a strong proponent of Twitter as a stage for demonstrating their enthusi-ass-m.
An overly enthusiastic PhD, often in the first few weeks of study though some enthusi-asses have been known to persist for up to 7 years (given funding). Typically a strong proponent of Twitter as a stage for demonstrating their enthusi-ass-m.
An enthusi-ass will speak condescendingly to researchers with more experience than them (In my own research I believe I have solved world hunger. Note: this is often said during the first few months of data collection).
An enthusi-ass will take pleasure in telling people how much work they've done today (in order to make others feel guilty for not doing so themselves).
An enthusi-ass will tweet about how they need to let their brains rest after having it blown, including the tag of the teacher (implying they have fully and completely understood complex subjects where others struggle).
A particularly enthusiastic enthusi-ass will claim to read 3 papers a day simply because "their project is transdisciplinary and all of it is so interesting".
An enthusi-ass will be incredibly excited about joining committees. Once on a committee they will make countless plans, all of which are in no way achievable.
An enthusi-ass excited to demonstrate their love for all science even when said science is utter crap. They will refuse to criticise research (other than when it conflicts with their own) because to criticise means to not love science.
An enthusi-ass will take pleasure in telling people how much work they've done today (in order to make others feel guilty for not doing so themselves).
An enthusi-ass will tweet about how they need to let their brains rest after having it blown, including the tag of the teacher (implying they have fully and completely understood complex subjects where others struggle).
A particularly enthusiastic enthusi-ass will claim to read 3 papers a day simply because "their project is transdisciplinary and all of it is so interesting".
An enthusi-ass will be incredibly excited about joining committees. Once on a committee they will make countless plans, all of which are in no way achievable.
An enthusi-ass excited to demonstrate their love for all science even when said science is utter crap. They will refuse to criticise research (other than when it conflicts with their own) because to criticise means to not love science.
by DrEnthusi-Ass June 19, 2019
Get the enthusi-assmug. Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!
Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011
Get the Heller's Assmug. A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014
Get the Ass Dragonmug. 
by The best lmao December 19, 2016
Get the Lard assmug. One whos ass is the source of their self-confidence and claims their upbringing is the source their of their "superiority"
by Common Critic October 28, 2013
Get the arrogant assmug.