I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020

Crew chief assistant

A bunch of dumbdumbs, with dumbdumb ideologies, dumbdumb meanings, and dumbdumb personalities. If the plane craches, its their fault

Oh! A crew chief assistant? Must be a dumbass

by ngjerseth November 4, 2020

Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020

Ten Finger Assist

When a man can't get the shit done himself, you give him up to a ten finger assist

You can't cum honey? Let me give you a ten finger assist.

by CrazyGinger42 December 2, 2020

Smiling shooter/assassin

Something you don't see often.

Your murderers might come with a smaile, but they're not usually wearing one when they kill you. Not all shooters are male, so a smiling shooter/assassin is rare in either sex.

by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021

Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant

Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system

Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)

by SSVA June 1, 2021