One who consistently rocks that shit, whatever it is, cooking, work, sex, whatever. Often having a monster cock and fucks like a machine. Exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.
by archimedes2499 April 16, 2014
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Girl 1: Yo have you met that new girl Albrina ?
Girl 2: Nah who dat
Girl 1: This funny chick who just made my day.
Girl 2: Nah who dat
Girl 1: This funny chick who just made my day.
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Get the albino fro mug.An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.
The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.
The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.
The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.
by The man with no shame November 26, 2015
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The opposite of melansexual. An attraction to white or light skinned people. This attraction varies from person to person and whether or not it is a preference or a necessity.
If it is a preference then it means that if one were to take interest in another person whom is not light skinned, then it is also because one is willing to love another with a kind heart, even if he/she may have the opposite physical trait to one's preference.
If it is a necessity then it means that one cannot date a person who is dark skinned.
*PLEASE NOTE: This does NOT in any way mean that one is racist. Just because a straight person or a gay person finds a specific gender attractive, does that make them sexist? No, it just depends on one's characteristic and personality.*
If it is a preference then it means that if one were to take interest in another person whom is not light skinned, then it is also because one is willing to love another with a kind heart, even if he/she may have the opposite physical trait to one's preference.
If it is a necessity then it means that one cannot date a person who is dark skinned.
*PLEASE NOTE: This does NOT in any way mean that one is racist. Just because a straight person or a gay person finds a specific gender attractive, does that make them sexist? No, it just depends on one's characteristic and personality.*
I'm albsexual but it's a preference, not a necessity; meaning that if a dark skinned person with a kind heart asked me out, I would gratefully accept this request.
by SimplyDeliciousWhiteChocolate January 18, 2017
Get the Albsexual mug.When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.
by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017
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