Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?
by samsam222 September 25, 2010
by Thugz Cuny February 19, 2009
Verb ( See Wank Bank )
The act of managing the contents of your Wank Bank, be it depositing material for later usage or withdrawing for immediate usage.
The act of managing the contents of your Wank Bank, be it depositing material for later usage or withdrawing for immediate usage.
by AdamtheDykes December 29, 2010
1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).
2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.
Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).
Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.
Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).
Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
by evil_gumball_666 January 09, 2013
the art of miming the act of masturbation, must like air guitar but instead you are playing your man instrument.
dude 1: "woah! that was the greatest air wanking ive ever seen!"
dude 2: "thanks! i practise hard every day!"
dude 2: "thanks! i practise hard every day!"
by cock up the wrong one November 25, 2007
The act of wanking to ultimate pleasure. This is done by assembling 3 computer screens side by side, putting porn on all 3 of them and then blasting your stereo with dubstep so you can't hear anything else. Proceed.
by colourize June 29, 2011
When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.
Pretty self explanatory Teddy
Pretty self explanatory Teddy
by K-nicks October 21, 2019