Fizzle jizz

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.

I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.

by pixstix76 December 5, 2022

jizz whisperer

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.

Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!

by Pepe99 July 10, 2016

Jizz-Kill

To be used in place of cockblock and fun killer but only when both are applicable.

"Jennifer, He came home early. God, what a jizz-kill"

by ctrlpew May 8, 2020

High on jizz

When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

jizz toot

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.

Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.

by anonymous February 10, 2023

take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018