Sloppy legume

The act of eating beans out of your significant other's bootyhole

Tom: Bro I told Sharon I was hungry last night and she made me a sloppy legume
Jim: Yum

by Arnold Schwarzenegro July 3, 2018

sloppy jelloppy

A dirty, contaminated, or messed up vagina; a loose vagina. I vagina that's been worn out.

Don't mess with her! She got a sloppy jelloppy!

by JJT09 August 13, 2010

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and when one gets off he said "and thats the way it was"

I just gave John a sloppy cronkite

by MMA Alex February 1, 2007

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Sloppy Dog

The most amazing head a guy could ask for..extremely satisfying and sometimes filled with saliva.

Sometimes shortened to "sloppy"

Ex: They got that sloppy dog last night and couldn't move after!

Ex: She gives that sloppy every night, especially Mondays!

by NayNay Rozay June 20, 2011

sloppy casserole

poop, menstruation, and jizz all combined on the chest of a lucky lady. A man shits, then a female menstruates, and the guy finishes off on the shitty menstruation. After, the guy and the lady who didn't get crapped on laugh at the woman on the ground with the sloppy casserole on her chest.

HAHAHAHAHA that chick has sloppy casserole all over her! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

by PooperInvader May 21, 2009

Sloppy Grommit

The act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. Then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. Once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.

Bill:"What did you get Susan for her birthday?"
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."

by SketchyBodayegs July 25, 2009