Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

novotel fap

The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates

Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in

Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap

by Fap Monster !! November 22, 2021

Fap February

This month is the month where you have to masturbate at least once in a week, unlike Destroy Dick December, it includes all genders

Guy : Are you excited for Fap February ?
Girl: No ! Because girls can’t participate
Guy:Wdym?! Yeah they can

by Hsjseoddia November 24, 2021

M-FAP

Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People

Pronounced: em-fap

That M-FAP is my hero.

The M-FAP in my life are the best

by cbinthouse June 7, 2023

fap

orgasm

im fapping goddamit

by CJA123iscool February 23, 2023

Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.

I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023