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shit on your coats

A term used in speech when preparing the listener for some bad news. Another term for rain on your parade. Taken from Dane Cook's comedy routine.
Man, I hate to shit on your coats, but I just hit your car.
by H9834 September 15, 2008
mugGet the shit on your coatsmug.

Shit-ton of Wayanses

1. Movie containing three or more wayans brothers or members of their family.

2. A large amount of black people
1.
Guy 1: "did you see that 'movie don't be a menace?'"
Guy 2: " You mean that one with a shit-ton of a wayanses?"

2. "The Million man march was a shit-ton of wayanses"
by kaptain kickass June 11, 2009
mugGet the Shit-ton of Wayansesmug.

leafy shit

leafy shit is weed that is crap and has more leaves in it than bud
this buds some right leafy shit
by nelson bates July 27, 2006
mugGet the leafy shitmug.

Shit Pickles

A profanity term used when describing a situation of doubt. Pickles are generally ugly, salty, and not particullary liked. Shit is used as an adjective to describe th worst of the worst. Commonly used inplace of holy shit o shit ect...
"O shit pickles, my WOW account was just hacked"
by calroc October 27, 2009
mugGet the Shit Picklesmug.

Shit-Dog

A very good name for that guy in the pub you ll meet sometimes, late in the night towards close. He ll be the one who responds without humour to a friendly "Whassup Dawg?". He may in fact query "what kind of of dog am I then, maaaate?". He may in fact ask you that same question, many, many times.......He may follow you around, constantly trying to find out what kind of dog he in fact is. He ll stand very close, and speak very loudly.

The best course to take, is to pause, even take a few days to consider his query.

After the opportunity has completely passed, use the sample answer below, earning months of future derision from your so-called friends.
"Well, since you keep asking actually you're a shit-dog"
by Cassy1234 August 9, 2006
mugGet the Shit-Dogmug.

gaza shit

during a battle with mexican nesquik style poop, water balloons are made from said poop, these balloons are to be dropped from buidings and airplanes
i took a gaza shit off my roof last night. my driveway reeks of ass.
by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009
mugGet the gaza shitmug.

shit smear

i know sum1 with a shit smear for a mouth
lol
by unknown April 6, 2003
mugGet the shit smearmug.

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