lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

cock

another word for chicken (duh)

1.I have 2 cocks at home
2.So cool!

by TheCatKing May 9, 2025

Cock

To be Cock defines someone who wears on point clothes and has a particularly fresh style.

This kis is so cock!

by PeteyPirhana November 14, 2016

Cock vac

N.

1. penis pump

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!

by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008

Cock dopey

When the sex is that good you can't talk or be responsible 😂

The sex was that good I became cock dopey, not myself .. Amazung

by Lee 💋 August 2, 2022

cock creeping

the female equivalent of a pussy patrol.

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!

by THECOOL> January 2, 2012

Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018