He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.
by Esqueda December 26, 2023
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Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 27, 2023
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Get the bad Johnson mug.A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
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