Battle of the sexes

Us faggots versus them bull dykes.

We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Sex

Something that I haven’t, and most likely never will have in my entire life.

Mark: Have you had sex before?
Tony: No. And I never will.

by FatCreamReceiver January 18, 2022

sex

(chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.

I had sex with my girlfriend last night

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

Sex

The activity of squeezing a bottle of shampoo into someone’s anal cavity

“Chris had sex with Amy”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

sex

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by magmatiic January 21, 2022

fortnight sex skin

this is the smeggzyest fart night skin is the hoal grail of fork and knives ever, this seggs skin will multiply your semen production by how many pupic hairz.

the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.

by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021

mermaid sex

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021