Das Dino-Syndrom ist eine schwere Krankheit, die für einen Typen steht, der einen anderen Vater hat, als er denkt, ist 150 cm „groß“ ist und so verdammt hässlich. Oh, fast vergessen, er stinkt!
by DinoKelb May 08, 2023
The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023
by the brains at work October 05, 2010
A hero syndrome is a syndrome that makes the person who has it act like a hero. They are desperately trying their best to help others, and when they fail they feel guilty and it can even lead to suicidal thoughts.
by DakiKumiiii August 13, 2021
A rare mental disorder for
Introverted individuals, who has a hate for people and constantly has a lust to expose others weaknesses
Introverted individuals, who has a hate for people and constantly has a lust to expose others weaknesses
by Skater oh February 20, 2021
Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.
Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
by NihilegoBuil February 14, 2024
Named after the famous osu! superstar and top 20k player Anniee (former player, currently busy dating FlyingTuna), the Anniee Syndrome is a condition where a person can not type with his keyboard properly for at least 3 tries
by bl0ndie_osu May 09, 2020