eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025

Banks Syndrome

The tendecy to get fucked over physically, psychologically, financially and legally everytime you find yourself inside a bar.

Person 1: "Poor Banks, he's really unlucky when it comes to bars."
Person 2: "Yeah, almost like a complex... like... a syndrome"
Person 1: "A Banks Syndrome!"

by >blank November 29, 2017

Ungreatful Bitch Syndrome

A mental health disorder which causes its sufferes to take advantage of their friends for anything and then turn around an backstab them, sometimes may also cause they to blame their freshly backstabbed friends for backstabbing them when in reality they have just twisted the truth and are true lying peices if work who think they never do wrong

UBS Sufferer: I literally did everything for you

Me: Bitch fuck you I let you live at my crib for days on end, bought you food, clothed you, and took care of your stupid blackout drunk ass nightly and this is my thanks? You saying I took advantage of you? Get on some meds for ungreatful bitch syndrome cause you obviously need it

by GayCloud December 22, 2018

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

vagina syndrome

usually when a friend or family member acts like a bitch may be refered to as habib

fuckin habib you and your damn vagina syndrome grow some balls

by Muhammed allah the great October 3, 2008

wrong syndrome

When there is multiple layers of proof in an argument against someone and they still refuse the fact that they are wrong.

"You are wrong because you said this in this clip" "NO I am not" "stop having wrong syndrome"

by TAC0CATS June 11, 2022