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Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.
It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.
by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018
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Giddy Cock

A puiny, small thin penis.
Mr.leffler developed anger issues after comparing his Giddy Cock with other men.
by MacHaze October 14, 2018
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Cock whipped

a condition whereby a man's ability to respond to lovers is controlled by the opinions and actions of his "bro group."
Lex: "have you heard from Julio lately? All I get is one word responses from him and no pics since he left for tour..."
Kendall: "me too!, I had to follow him to two shows just to get him to pay attention to me."
Rachael: "ladies, he's with his "bro's before Ho's group, also known as "cock whipped."
by karpentertenenbaum October 21, 2018
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cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.
The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.
by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018
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Cock smoker

One who number you find in public toilets usually referring to sacking the penis or penis's most cases Quimby is this person
I was in the toilet and Quimby the cock smoker left his number
by Crumpkinzworldofparts October 31, 2018
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Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut
“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night
by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018
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Cock

Another name for it is cock. It is the handle, it is the most important thing in a man. It is the cherry on top. If you want a cock in your ass, the come to my house! I have a thiccc dick! My cock is so thick, sexy, and cumming thing in the world! You know you want it!!
My cock is so sexy, thicc, and plain awesome!
by Bcreeper November 7, 2018
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