who are you 

Originating on Cape Cod; a greeting between friends... (or enemies)... based on a line from one of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movies, taken off an internet soundboard used to prank call people w/the governator's voice. Rapidly gaining popularity wherever its original users are in college... from Florida to New England. On one legendary occasion, yours truly got Ahhnold himself to say "who ahh you!?" when the terminator was sited at Gold's Gym on the Cape.
(note: must be said with an Austrian accent)

-"WHO ARE YOU!?!?!"
-"I'm Detective John Kimble!"

-"WHO ARE YOU!?!?"
-"I AM QUAID!!!"

who are you by sorensen October 1, 2005

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

The phrase used by Keith Hudson when exciting shit is about to go down. This can be used when he sees a Contour employee, some good ass food, or any animal that walks by him.

*Sees a dog eating some good ass chicken*

Hey Dog WHAT ARE YOU DOING you eating some good bbq there?! I can season it for ya!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING by Ice man 02 October 14, 2018

Are you dumb or are you dumb 

A catchphrase made by Ali Ahmed

Daniel Su: says anything
Ali: Are you dumb or are you dumb

Are you dumb or are you dumb by JuicyDad69 December 10, 2019

Are you slaggin' the lagan ? 

A rhetorical question used as a retort when someone says a stupid, crass, or offensive sentence. The Lagan is a river in Ireland on which the City of Belfast is situated.

Person1: He's an idiot !!
Person2: Are ya slaggin' the lagan?

Are you slaggin' the lagan ? by Michael O'Meara December 23, 2003

how many layers of irony are you on? 

like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.

Person 1: How many layers of irony are you on?
Person 2: Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: You are like a little baby, watch this.
Person 1: S U C C

how many layers of irony are you on? by HandleThatIsntUsedBySomeoneEls February 27, 2019

Hey, it's been a while. How are you? 

Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".

Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"

Hey, it's been a while. How are you? by Fresh Timbs November 10, 2018

what are you doing step bro? 

The use or photosynthesis in the male human body to measure the amounts of testosterone in the air then times by x and then you get the declaration of independence and use flex tape and he will give you the answer of x₩¥●♡• 20÷*)*

donald trump is trapped in the basement JOE BIDEN YELLS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?"

what are you doing step bro? by Step Dog November 17, 2020