winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical

A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker

by verticool October 4, 2019

Sagging Wonk

A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.

1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"

by ATruSagginWonk January 31, 2020

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020

Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.

Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!

by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020

Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.

"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?

by Smellerno October 26, 2020

Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)

Willy Wonka

by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020

lil wono

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💫💫💫 lil wono 4L💫💫💫

by anonymous hahahahahahahahahaha January 27, 2021