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Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 19, 2012
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Not worth watching

A type of film, show, or video that is bad or just mediocre to subpar
John was talking to joey about how the new Space Jam movie is Not worth watching
by Sheen from tf2 July 20, 2021
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frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.
I just realized I got a frog watch.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Gay Watching

When you go to a location searching or marking the homosexual (usually male) community in that area.
Me: Ay I heard Haben was up there at Lenox square Gay Watching.
by Traphousekeem May 8, 2018
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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
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Yo-kai Watch Modding Zone

Peak Discord Server with about 20 People who actually know modding
Tim:Did you see what the people in Yo-kai Watch Modding Zone are Cooking?
James:No, What are they cooking, they probably wouldn’t be cooking as much if it weren’t for Tinifan
Tim:They are making… ACTUAL MODS
by HeartyAlexander October 30, 2023
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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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