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Coffee Vanille

A special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.
Dispenser: WARNING: DRINKING COFFEE VANILLE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND CAN KILL YOU.

Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
by Hot chocolateman September 9, 2011
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vanilla crunk

A psuedonymn for Seabass the Destroyer. Meaning to be a white version of lil jon. Also a redneck version of crunk juice. It is a mixture of wild turkey and redbull
Damn, he mixes some damn fine vanilla crunk.
by seabass February 22, 2005
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Vanisher

A sexual manoevure where a man is performing anal sex on a woman in front of a window and another man is standing outside the window. The first man takes his penis out of the woman's anus, pretending to take a break and jumps out of the window, allowing the second man to step in and continue the sex.
After Adriano got puffed out, Alec stepped in with a professional Vanisher.
by Adriano Ventra November 17, 2007
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Vanilla milkshake

A sexual act in which a white women (hence the vanilla) shoves one breast in between another woman's breast And shakes it side to side.
Damn did you see them vanilla milkshake!
by Big papa daddy swag July 6, 2016
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Sam Vani

The coolest person in this world. Also known as a godly like creature who saves lives and has magic powers unknown to mankind.
What's that in the sky? A bird? A plane? Nope it's Sam Vani.
by Sam Vani October 18, 2008
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Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl
“Nice!”
by Ghettobooty6161 October 2, 2019
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vanilla bean

The coating of semen on feces after anal sex
person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to that slut?

person 2: Yeah man i heard she had vanilla beans for a week
by waiter, check please May 28, 2011
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