1. guy_1: Whoa! What's that in the sky? A turd bomb?
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!
2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!
2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb
by iMilk=♥ January 17, 2009
by Meddi September 11, 2008
by Rest In Piss February 05, 2011
Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009
Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"
Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"
Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"
by Matt Willy October 11, 2007
The turd peeker is similar to a turd burglar. The main difference however, is that while a turd burglar will actually try and open the stall you are in, the turd peeker will enter the bathroom and walk slowly along the row of stalls, peeking between the cracks at all who are shitting. Much like turd burgling, this activity leaves the shitter feeling violated and uneasy.
I was shitting in the mall bathroom the other day when suddenly a turd peeker walked up to the stall I was in and put his eye to the crack... I felt so violated.
by Rossi May 26, 2007
a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)
by ralf May 17, 2004