five thousand

(adjective phrase) having the intent to leave a place or situation quickly and promptly; comes from the phrase "I'm outtie" which sounds like "I'm Audi" from which follows "I'm Audi 5000" (as in the car) which eventually became simply "I'm five thousand." See also "outtie" and listen to the outro of "Straight Gangstaism" by the Geto Boys for an example.

"This party was cool, but now I got to go. Peace, I'm five thousand, y'all."

by O'Malley July 10, 2005

thanks though

In spite of that; recognizing something good in light of something negative or bad. Not to be confused with "thanks anyway".

"Still waiting to receive the package. Thanks though for the update"

by Steven Koren September 10, 2013

Thong

a small sexy piece of underwear that girls wear and it attracts men. When a girl bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters. Men love them.

My boyfriend likes to remove my thong during sex.

by Chrstinabelle July 26, 2003

Thomas

Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not any average guy, he actually cares, and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make.

Thomas M. G. You are the love of my life. I love you so much. <3 Five ever and 3 1/2 weeks.

by Satan If You Satan, Satan. January 14, 2013

Food For Thought

Learning new information that you never thought was important to think about. It enables you to have a greater intelligence in every aspect of life while feeding your mind.

Here is some food for thought....."Hurt people, hurt people." Think about it. #foodforthought

by beezy0604 January 24, 2014

the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.

"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.

by crazo May 21, 2008

Thotism

Loosly based on the word aphorism: A short clever saying that is intended to express a general truth.

A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.

- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"

Example in casual conversation:
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."

by ChadThunderCock March 20, 2018