teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.

“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”

by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021

Trump-a-teared

To be completely fucked over by “ the establishment”.

Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!

by Kgcole505 March 19, 2021

Clear tear

Oozing of pre cum

When your girl gets your cock out and you have a clear tear dripping from your bell

by Tripod 6969 March 23, 2021

tear down face

To be pissed and angry, the angry emoji 😡

Kyle: This is my tear down face

by SleepingMooMoo April 15, 2021

Rhinestone Tears

Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.

A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!

by Sai-Chan May 19, 2021

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Republican Tears

Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”

Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears

by Blackhawkops May 5, 2021