Take an Amber

It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.

I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.

by Joedaddy755 May 16, 2022

Sour take

An opinion that is so bad that it makes you screw your face like you were just screwed in the throat by a lemon.

"Did you hear Johnny's opinion on that new movie?"
"Yeah, what a sour take."

by EricIsntSmart April 6, 2022

Taking a mahaney

Taking a shit. Often very nasty and messy.

Butters woke up this morning and was taking a mahaney that clogged his toilet it was very messy.

by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem January 3, 2021

pendulum take

A position taken by someone reacting to a perceived dominant narrative they disagree with that is a complete overreaction and overreach in the opposite direction.

"Pitbulls are actually the sweetest, most harmless dogs ever to exist."
"Bit of a pendulum take, don't you think?"

by starpitcher February 17, 2021

Take a tomozepam

Put something off until tomorrow

I can't be bothered to do that today, I'm going to take a tomozepam

by c10v3r March 29, 2021

Taking a zack

The act of taking a shit in a grocery store after taking all your clothes off.

Bro Im totally taking a Zack after my break.

by Oscar biggy April 17, 2021

Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

by Used goon rag dried up February 6, 2022