A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.
Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.
by hitbyageo April 25, 2004
Get the before-table mug.Table with height not exceeding 20 cm, used for holding beer, tobacco, drug paraphenalia inc. mirrors etc. during a session. The lower the table the better 'cos everybody ends up on the floor munted
by Katherine23 April 27, 2006
Get the session-table mug.In a poker tournament, the act of not placing a bet when other players are in the same pot as a player that is all-in. Thereby increasing the chance of the player that is all-in being knocked out. Two hands are better then one.
Jim goes all-in due to being blinded out. Tony calls. Bill calls. Everyone else folds. The flop comes. Bill bets 1000 chips. Tony folds. Bill has demonstrated a classic example of lack of Final Table Courtesy. He has lowered the chance of knocking Jim out.
by Louis Droit January 19, 2009
Get the Final Table Courtesy mug.When they said last call at 1:45, the Horny Fredos ordered their patented "The Tablecloth" round and the waitress was in shock but she obliged and the party went to another level.
by jsgbeast3 September 28, 2010
Get the The Tablecloth mug.1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013
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