When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - we say that it is playing 'turd and seek'
Man, yesterday I was putting out a huge one and was so excited to see what it was gonna look like, but it decided to play turd and seek with me!
by Ben7777777 February 27, 2011
by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003
by Rest In Piss February 05, 2011
Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"
Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"
Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"
by Matt Willy October 11, 2007
Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009
The turd peeker is similar to a turd burglar. The main difference however, is that while a turd burglar will actually try and open the stall you are in, the turd peeker will enter the bathroom and walk slowly along the row of stalls, peeking between the cracks at all who are shitting. Much like turd burgling, this activity leaves the shitter feeling violated and uneasy.
I was shitting in the mall bathroom the other day when suddenly a turd peeker walked up to the stall I was in and put his eye to the crack... I felt so violated.
by Rossi May 26, 2007
a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)
by ralf May 17, 2004