Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018
Get the Surprise sexmug. When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.
Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
by Bingus. January 27, 2022
Get the Tostito Surprisemug. by VLEIX April 26, 2018
Get the richi surprisemug. When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse
by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021
Get the The Slovakian Surprisemug. I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.
blue waffle
blue waffle
by Hampharm October 25, 2015
Get the tomato surprisemug. When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
Get the Sunflower Surprisemug. When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
by Cooncheese May 14, 2017
Get the Kinder Surprisemug.