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Surprise sex

Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!
by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018
mugGet the Surprise sexmug.

Tostito Surprise

When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.
Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
by Bingus. January 27, 2022
mugGet the Tostito Surprisemug.

richi surprise

When you cum on Richi Herrera while you are fixing a bug from MMO.
Ayer me hice un richi surprise antes de meterme un pepino en el orto. by Marcio
by VLEIX April 26, 2018
mugGet the richi surprisemug.

The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse
Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex
by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021
mugGet the The Slovakian Surprisemug.

tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.
I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

blue waffle
by Hampharm October 25, 2015
mugGet the tomato surprisemug.

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
mugGet the Sunflower Surprisemug.

Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.
by Cooncheese May 14, 2017
mugGet the Kinder Surprisemug.

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