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by Just another statistic March 11, 2025
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A rusty, slightly wobbly, yet mysteriously unbreakable bicycle that lives at the train station. Often held together by duct tape, zip ties, and sheer determination. Looks like it was abandoned in 1997 but somehow still rides.
Primary function: Getting you from home to the station and back, while being so unattractive that even the most desperate bike thief won’t bother.
Secondary function: A test of your faith every morning—will the brakes work today? Will the chain stay on? Only the bike gods know.
Synonyms: "Rust Rocket," "Two-Wheeled Gamble," "Urban Relic"
A rusty, slightly wobbly, yet mysteriously unbreakable bicycle that lives at the train station. Often held together by duct tape, zip ties, and sheer determination. Looks like it was abandoned in 1997 but somehow still rides.
Primary function: Getting you from home to the station and back, while being so unattractive that even the most desperate bike thief won’t bother.
Secondary function: A test of your faith every morning—will the brakes work today? Will the chain stay on? Only the bike gods know.
Synonyms: "Rust Rocket," "Two-Wheeled Gamble," "Urban Relic"
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And before I knew it, I was statisticalised.
by Just another statistic April 26, 2025
Get the Statisticalised mug.The brightest star you'll see! She's fratured in the Flavor Foley music video "Static", where Hatsune Miku's voicebank is used. She has bright pigtails in the shape of music notes, a blue outfit sprinkled with tv colors, and irresistible adorable rosy cheeks!
I need her
MOVING ON, her music video has reached over 25 million views on YouTube alone, and yet there still is no official plush/merch release. Why.
Many fans compare her to Deltarune's "Mr. Ant Tenna", because of their love for TV and their severe abandonment issues. She just wants to be wanted. Is that so wrong?
I need her
MOVING ON, her music video has reached over 25 million views on YouTube alone, and yet there still is no official plush/merch release. Why.
Many fans compare her to Deltarune's "Mr. Ant Tenna", because of their love for TV and their severe abandonment issues. She just wants to be wanted. Is that so wrong?
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"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
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Get the Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them. mug.Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.
The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to
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