A holiday celebrated on the 13/11 every year, it is a day where it is actually a custom to spread others’ secrets and one’s friends are forbidden to be angry with them for the action.
Date: 12/11
Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”
Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”
Date: 13/11
Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”
Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”
Date: 13/11
Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”
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