Spit take

The state of being so aroused that one attempts to masturbate using only their spit as lubricant. This is often a joking term and rarely involves actually masturbating.

The common representation of a spit take would involve yelling your crushes name then pretending to spit in your own hand.

by Mangratebuy1 February 15, 2012

Irish spit ball

When your fucking a girl and you finish in her vaginia, then quickly bend down and suck it all back out with your mouth.

I didn't want to have kids with Amanda so I gave her an Irish spit ball.

by Mr.Meeseekes420 December 11, 2022

spitching

Is when people from wherever come and dig through your garbage or trash or go to a dump and pick up used items that are old and beyond repair.

Me and my buddy went spitching for a new washer and dryer.

by Anders1 May 21, 2007

Spitch

Origin: combination of the words "spit" and "bitch"

Current meaning: It's used to refer to someone you used to be really good friends with, but all your other friends tell you, "dude, that person is a bitch. They're rude." But you just laugh and go, "Oh, no! That's just their sense of humor!" Then one day you open your eyes and go, "Oh my God, they really are a bitch." Then you're never friends with that person again and are probably their enemy.

That girl is a spitch. She was my friend, but she kept telling me I was stupid. What a spitch.

Ew, I saw my spitch today. They looked like shit.

Everyone has a spitch.

by Wouldn't you like to know? ;) May 30, 2011

spit the game

(v.) To give away your secrets.

He spat the game and revealed he had a passion for little boys and lollipops.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

spitch

A unit of measurement, more than a table spoon - less than a 1/4 cup.

You want some milk in your coffee? Yeah, just a spitch.

by Robby7 July 15, 2006

on the spit

Someone who has been put into a bad situation.

Jack's on the spit this time for sure.

How so?

He got that girl pregnant.

by Chrismo December 13, 2007