sack bunch

The uniquely male sensation of having one's scrotum squished into an uncomfortably small area or configuration due to unfortunate seating arrangements. The most common culprit is that poorly-placed knot in your blue jeans where all four denim panels get sewn together at Scro Central.

Causes include sitting quickly and carelessly in hot, humid weather when the twins are just a-danglin', shifting in car seats while seat-belted, any form of self-induced frontal wedgie (often from scooting forward on a cloth-upholstered seat), or a combination of the above.

In particularly blessed gents, sack bunch can result in sitting on one's own balls. Honorable and impressive as the feat sounds, the sensation makes one want to cry and puke simultaneously. Not recommended.

Lady Passenger: Why are you grabbing at yourself? Shouldn't you be concentrating on driving?

Male Driver: Gaah! I got sack bunch! If you just planted your ass on your own man-marbles, you'd be skittish too!

by The Evil Steve August 28, 2005

dry sack

1. A brand of sherry.

2. An overworked scrotum.

1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.

2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

guinea sack

a small amount of high caliber marijuana, roughly equivelant to a dime bag"

Mike: "I only had $20.00, so I just bought a guinea sack."

by Fast Willie27 June 18, 2006

jelly sack

a guy with no cojones.

"yo, quit bein' a jelly sack and ask her out already."

by truett January 3, 2007

poo sacking

To take a dump in a pillow case or similar sack-like bag and then beat your partner with it. Commonly practiced by but not strictly limited to members of the homosexual community.

After a tiresome day at work Tarquin decided to go home, kick off his shoes and partake in a good poo sacking.

by Botty bot bot November 12, 2007

rice sack

a) an asian person.
b) an asian something.
c) a sack of f****** rice.

a) Have you seen that new rice sack in geometry class?
b) Dude, those chopsticks are rice sack.
c) Ama! Wea is deh rice sack!?

by Korey Sop January 22, 2009

Hacky Sacked

A term used to describe the act of a man being kicked in the testicles.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"

Guy 2: "No what happened?"

Guy 1: "Vera found out Tim was cheating on her with Anna so she hacky sacked him."

Guy 2: "Ouch!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010