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Professional Pussy Slayer

One who has mastered the art of fucking girls. Even when all odds are against you, even if she says no earlier in the night.....even if she says i would never ever fuck you....and then you end up fucking her so hard that the next person to pull you out of her will become the king of england. just like the sword in the stone , is the same as penis in the vag.
Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.

Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.
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Slaying Puss 

The art of absolutely pummeling a girls vagina with your cock sword
Tyler Whipkey in his freshman year at Kentucky, is a registered T.A. for slaying puss
Slaying Puss by cock sword October 6, 2009
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Slaying cakes 

doing work on a fine dime piece; railing a trick, skank or scaliwag.
Cuz, i'ma bout to go ova to dis trick ass party and i'm fittin to be slaying cakes all night.
Slaying cakes by AceInSpace December 21, 2008

slayer5907 

yeah ok legend who stands up to the admins that masturbate to friday night funkin porn, kills everyone on sight and speaks on all caps exuding humongous cock vibes
admin 1: "wow i just got killed by this guy and he's making fun of me in chat for dying even though im cheating with commands"
admin 2: "really?? give me his user I'm about to ban him"
admin 1: "slayer5907"
admin 2: "oh that guy again LOL"
admin 3: "lmao knew it"
slayer5907 by yeah ok fan June 20, 2021
Sexuality: one who's affections, romantic platonic or sexual, are geared towards anyone who slays

Gender identity: Slayjay/Slayself

Noun: a term to describe something or someone that slays.
Jim identifies as Slayjay sexually”
“Slayjay wasn’t feeling like Slayself”
Omg your outfit is so Slayjay!”
slayjay by Loserself August 16, 2023

buffy the vampire slayer 

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

Slayfest 

(n.) A period of time consisting of complete and uncontrolled slaying of a girl (or guy), usually following the end of a serious relationship
Savage 1: Yo bro my girl and I just broke up after 2 years together
Savage 2: Time to go on a slayfest then dude!!
Slayfest by C the Savage October 19, 2016