happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?

In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone

by Zoggi June 11, 2006

poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.

"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.

by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007

Sack Slap

When a male person rubs their hand across their nut sack and slaps someone in the face with it.

Mike: I heard Raul took your juice box.

Taiquan: If he did, he's gonna get a sack slap to the face.

Mike: That shit sucks.

by Mr. Taco Killer December 16, 2009

belly slapping

Havin sex in good ol missinary 👍🏼

I was belly slapping Kim last night

by Swagmasterp May 15, 2016

get slapped

a diss you use after something bad happens to someone that is embarrasing and/or is unfortunate for them

josh gets sent out of the classroom and joe yells

GET SLAPPED!

stacy spills ice cream on her shirt, deriq says- stacy,

get slapped!

by guy1245 March 25, 2010

slap it up

Phrase used to express enthusiastic endorsement of an idea, particularly if the idea pertains to the recent or imminent acquisition of goods or information. While some believe the term descends from "sop it up with a biscuit" or the practice of slapping someone upside the head, "slap it up" most likely refers to the literal action of placing a desired object on a surface with considerable force, as a means of presentational flourish.

"Governor, may I offer you a glass of eighteen-year-old single malt?"

"Yeah bitch, slap it up. On the rocks"

or

"Guys, guys...I got the promotion!"

"Right on Steve, way to slap it up. Let's go celebrate."

by Lydia Steier June 20, 2006

nigger slap

When someone comes up to you, steals your fried chicken, slaps you with it and runs away with it.

Jay: So, the other day I was walking home from Kfry, and some random came up to me and nigger slapped me!"
George: Oh shit.

by akjdlaksd June 19, 2010