San Francisco 49ers 

The worst team ever right next to Detroit lions. the team is know as the "forty cock suckers". they're current season record is 4-8.

Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the San Francisco 49ers.

Daughter: Is it true that the San Francisco 49ers suck dick?

Father: In every way possible.

San Francisco 49ers by awesom men December 7, 2010

san diego 

nice city way too many Mexicans, Asians, and non-whites cool place if you are rich, sucks if you are poor

Linda Vista San Diego aka Viet-Kong

san diego by howdy howdy April 18, 2008

San Fransico Treat 

Rice-a-roni? I don't think so... When a male proceeds to insert his penis into another male's rectum and engage in sexual intercourse. The man performing the act must then ejaculate(skeet skeet) within the other man's bowels, the receiver then drops his glazed fecies into a bowl and the thruster then continues by eating the freshly made San Fransico Treat.

"Did you hear those guys Richard and Huey have been counting how many San Fransico Treats that they have eaten during the past week? They're into the double digit figures!"

San Fransico Treat by ep rb dh May 14, 2006

San Antonio Sterns

Name giving to the San Antonio Spurs by jealous, embarassed Phoenix Suns fans. Name first came up after Robert Horry hip checked a flopping Steve Nash into the boards in the 2nd round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs. That altercation resulted in some players from the Suns, who were not in the game, to run to the aid of Steve Nash. Those Players were Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw. This act caused their suspension due to the rule that a player not in the game cannot leave the bench area during an altercation between players in the game. Apparently people in Phoenix believe this rule, which has been in place for years, did not apply to their players. In the following pivotal game the Phoenix Suns, without 2 of their star players, blew a 17 point lead in the 3rd quarter and lose effectively sealing their fate and lose the series in 6. It is believed by these idiotic fans that the fix was in and NBA Commisioner David Stern ordered Diaw and Stoudemire's suspension in order to have San Antonio win the series. Despite being ahead in most of the series games and then blowing the lead Phoenix Suns fans believe that their loss in this series was the work of a higher power totally ignoring their teams inefficiencies and lack of spirit while brushing aside the Spurs prowess and experience.

Those damn San Antonio Sterns got so lucky they suspended Amare or we would have won in 5.

San Antonio Sterns by dirtyspursfan August 20, 2008

San Diego Chargers 

The worst NFL team ever.

Oh, the Browns play the San Diego Chargers next, so that's a win right there!

San Diego Chargers by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

San Diego Soda 

Drawn from the letters 'S' and 'D,' the San Diego Soda is created by the addition of feces (Shit) and semen (from the Dick) to a soda. The addition can be direct, or indirect by a boy or girl placing anything that has come in contact with those substances on or near said soda.

Gary: "Yo Matt, did you just take a sip from Tom's soda? You know he licked some guy's asshole and then sucked his dick last night."
Othello: "Oh damn son, you just drank a San Diego Soda."

San Diego Soda by fortybottles June 11, 2009

san francisco 

a pen for the world's largest known herd of homosexuals that are kept as stock for the popular sport of fag drag

"Wanna go to san francisco?"

"Naw, im not gettin my new truck and rope til next week."

san francisco by mr. funns August 9, 2009