Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.

Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022

Parenticide

Killing a parent or a relative

The man committed parenticide and went to jail.

by knowledgeman-knows all March 17, 2022

paren

me

im paren

by parenuwu March 17, 2022

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022

phaenna

Strong, caring and ambitious. When they have a goal believe me they will stop at nothing, not even the brink of death, to achieve it. Phaenna’s come off as outgoing and energetic, not only that but they’re kind.
They have a goofy type of sense but however are a force not to be reckoned with, they can and will beat a bitch up if needed.

If you ever meet a Phaenna, which believe you me if VERY rare, never let them go because they’re amazing.

“Phaenna is so funny and caring!”

by britainsgotalent April 13, 2022

parent

a person's father or mother.

those are my parents

by smolbeans April 26, 2022

Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022