Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.

Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.

by Guitarpro2006 September 22, 2024

parents hail from Canada

Facts

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

Parent

The devil in disguise who won’t let you eat candy for breakfast.

PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?

PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025

Parent Proof

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.

“My man is parent proof.”

by nicegrass January 28, 2025

parentflation

(Noun)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parent-flation”)

Jake had a strict 9pm bedtime growing up, but due to parentflation, his youngest brother can stay up until midnight.

by TheSnake29 February 1, 2025

parent-flation

(Noun)
The tendency of parents to become increasingly lenient with each successive child, often resulting in the youngest having fewer rules and responsibilities than the eldest. (Or “Parentflation”)

Jake had a strict bedtime of 9pm growing up, but due to parent-flation, his youngest brother can stay up until midnight.

by TheSnake29 February 1, 2025

Parenthood Name

The surname a parent or guardian takes on legally to share with their child.
The surname a parent or guardian keeps after a marital dissolution to share with their child.

"When I adopted Ashley, I took her last name. My Parenthood Name is Smith but my maiden name was Peters."
"Although Tom and I are not married anymore, I chose to keep my last name the same as my children."

by Asteria Themis February 15, 2025