A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 29, 2010
Wealthy men, typically Wall Street types employed in the financial sector, who aquire and use as many sexual conquests as possible. However, a Yield Hog customarily targets women of lesser means, divorcees, unhappily married women, or beautiful but unintelligent women below their social class out of insecurity
Instead of marrying a doctor or an attorney or successful businesswoman, the Yield Hog trolled the dating apps for lonely divorced women to use.
by Finanseer July 30, 2022
Wealthy, snobby Wall Street types who likes to show off his money to date poor single moms, desperate divorcees, etc., instead of doctors, lawyers, rich women who intimidate him
He was afraid to date rich, powerful women, so instead he became a yield hog, picking up single working moms off of dating sites
by Finanseer August 23, 2022
Penis of a hog. A declicacy in the south. Another slang term for it is a Tom thumb. ( southern term)
by wordologist618 December 21, 2012
Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.
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