The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")
Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."
by jimmyeatworld517 November 11, 2010
someone who you kinda have feelings for (and they have feelings for you), but one party doesn't want to commit to a relationship. alas, you remain romantic bros -- basically the name for that weird stage in between friends and dating.
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: I like you too
Person 1: Wanna date?
Person 2: I would, but the thought of committing to a relationship freaks me out
Person 1: Ah, gotcha. Romantic bros?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Romantic bros!
Person 2: I like you too
Person 1: Wanna date?
Person 2: I would, but the thought of committing to a relationship freaks me out
Person 1: Ah, gotcha. Romantic bros?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Romantic bros!
by swaggy bagel December 10, 2019
A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.
It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.
Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
by Kisha74 July 06, 2021
1. A joke from "the league"
2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022
When two or more men, usually close friends, engage in a heart-to-heart conversation in which they reveal their deepest admirations for one another, but can only admit them under their breath and whispering due to a reluctance to show emotional openness or weakness.
by Carnefice May 20, 2018
One of the Bro's who is especially hideous and/or bad with women. He can be likened to Quasimodo; When girls are around, he has to return to the belltower. Also referred to as a Quasibrodo.
Mike is a belltower bro. If he comes over we're all cock-blocked.
by Jet595 December 29, 2010
The experience of inexplicable familiarity felt when seeing a bro in a social setting (e.g. a party). This familiarity is often inexplicable due to excessive consumption of alcohol by both parties. But following a conversation between the two bros and some hard thinking, it is usually surmised that they met in class, saw each other on campus, or ran into each other in some other random setting. This often leads to good-natured conversation about their limited commonality over drinks.
Bro #1: "Bro, I've got total deja bro right now? Where have I seen you before?"
Bro #2: "Yeah same, dawg. Did we have a finance class together or something?"
Bro #1: "Yeah! Now I remember, I was mad hungover when you did some dumb ass presentation or something!"
Bro #2: "Tight, bro! That makes two of us!"
(they high five, cheers their cans of Natty Ice, and chug)
Bro #2: "Yeah same, dawg. Did we have a finance class together or something?"
Bro #1: "Yeah! Now I remember, I was mad hungover when you did some dumb ass presentation or something!"
Bro #2: "Tight, bro! That makes two of us!"
(they high five, cheers their cans of Natty Ice, and chug)
by PTouch August 24, 2010